I then microwaved it and stuck it back in the fridge. You wouldn't be able to tell unless you previously knew.
Mama Mia! That's A Good-a-Dandruff!
Monday, November 10, 2008
This Blog's For You!
Hello, Todd I see you've found that note instructing you to go to this website that I left on your macaroni salad that your mom brought over yesterday.
Well Todd now that you're here, I might as why tell you why. See, this blog is dedicated to the stuff I have done to your food in our shared refrigerator. I will update it every time I have screwed with some of your food. You will need to check it every single time you want to eat something and if you don't you will drive yourself mad trying to figure out why your snickerdoodle tastes ever so slightly sour.
Todd I want you to know this could all come to an end if and when you admit you that you owe me $20.00 dollars! Because Boris Karloff did not God Damn sing The Grinch song! Tony the Fucking Tiger did!
And do not even think eating my food is any safer because I messed with all that too!
Well Todd now that you're here, I might as why tell you why. See, this blog is dedicated to the stuff I have done to your food in our shared refrigerator. I will update it every time I have screwed with some of your food. You will need to check it every single time you want to eat something and if you don't you will drive yourself mad trying to figure out why your snickerdoodle tastes ever so slightly sour.
Todd I want you to know this could all come to an end if and when you admit you that you owe me $20.00 dollars! Because Boris Karloff did not God Damn sing The Grinch song! Tony the Fucking Tiger did!
And do not even think eating my food is any safer because I messed with all that too!
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